top ten tuesday returns

top ten quandaries of today:

- why did i have to look up "quandaries" at dictionary.com? where, oh where, have my spelling skills gone?
- why couldn't psa inform us they were changing the size of the magazines & therefore we needed to take note of the new sizes for all the ads we were building?
- how did nelly furtado come to equal happiness on a cd?
- why was there no glass of fresh squeezed orange juice on my desk this morning? this is national fresh squeezed orange juice week, folks. where's the love?
- why didn't i use my e-mail address when purchasing from uncommongoods.com? how am i to know when they ship my order?
- what does it say about us if the only way to keep a 5-person conversation going is to talk about jobs that we're not exactly happy about?
- why do i love to read, yet read so little?
- if i were to match my socks one day... how long would it take before i forgot that i had matched my socks?
- why must we say "the customer is always right"? we all know that's not true. even the customer knows that's not true.
- why are monkeys on unicycles smoking cigarettes so stinkin' funny?

c'mon... you've gotta have a quandary or two of your own...